Чёрный лифчик (англ.)

[Сладкий Б. Перец]

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a
mistress; and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men
by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels, and
a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange
notes. . ..
Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me in a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
When he saw me he said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
a raincoat. Under it only the black bra, heels and the mask
over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he
started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,

"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

[Jylka]

А на русском языке шюточек таки не осталось?

[Сладкий Б. Перец]

Таки на русском их больше-))))

[Bасилиса]

"Не дай бог так оголодать!" (с):))

[домовенок]

Кроме русского не какой другой язык не понимаю :))

[papa169]

))) Перевод этого анека на русский уже известен.

[seagullerin]

смешанные чувства от этой шутки. и смешно, и не очень. так на правду похоже:).

[Xolera]

старая шутка, но оч. смешно)))